Superhell: Zelgadis

[polyglotti]

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[hardrocklife]

... Try not to get killed.

[polyglotti]

Well yes, there's that, but I mean to encourage people not to try killing in the first place.

[hardrocklife]

... Right.

Probably impossible, when every one of us has our lives on the line. And some have even more than that, like that guy did.

[polyglotti]

I don't want to believe that this is our only solution here. "Find a way to be in the lucky 20" seems defeatist.

[hardrocklife]

What, you think there could be a way for everyone to be happy here?

[polyglotti]

I don't know for certain, but I'd like to think there's a way.

[hardrocklife]

If there is, I'd like to know it... but this is Hell, you know? It would take a miracle for even one person to walk out of here.

[polyglotti]

Well...who better to make a miracle happen, right?

[Name puns haaaaa

And humans will always be humans, after all. Maybe they can bullshit their way into an answer.]

[hardrocklife]

[He sighs. That's a familiar level of hopefulness here.]

How would we even... Would we have to convince a Dark Lord to try being a little more generous?

[polyglotti]

We'll have to do a bit of research on him to find out what he's like. Most powerful beings like that have their own likes and dislikes, and if you play into that you can sometimes get what you want. At least, that's what the myths say.

[hardrocklife]

I've never really heard of any myths like that...

[polyglotti]

Really? You've never heard of gods who like offerings?

[hardrocklife]

[He shakes his head.]

No... Though the lands I come from were beyond the reach of gods, so I wouldn't know much about what they're like...