Superhell: Kuranosuke

[polyglotti]

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[ontrend]

Be sure you don't have too much, though. Or at least have a glass of water between every glass of beer. If tomorrow is like last week...

[he does not want to see hungover tuuri executing four, thanks!]

[polyglotti]

I don't want to think about tomorrow.

[She can be hungover it's fine. Probably.]

...I don't believe what Four was implying. About Eto looking to eat someone.

[ontrend]

...I don't think I do either.

[...]

If that cooler was hers, then - well. She already had that covered.

[polyglotti]

And she had talked about her world, and how she wanted ghouls and humans to live together. I don't think someone who wanted something like that would just go out attacking people.

[ontrend]

Yeah, if I heard that I wouldn't expect that from her either...

[siiiighs.]

But Four sure didn't seem willing to like, explain anything at all.

[polyglotti]

Yeah, and some people are just like that. I suspect we'll never get an answer from her.

[ontrend]

...probably not. It's disappointing, but it is what it is.

[polyglotti]

Yeah.

[It's very disappointing.

Tuuri takes a drink from her beer, but she makes a face as she pulls the glass away.]

Wow, these are really bad, aren't they?

[ontrend]

Godawful.

[makes a face]

It's almost enough to make me try one of the other drinks, but I don't feel like dealing with the effects right now.

[polyglotti]

Even with knowing it's effects from drinks, dealing with it is bound to be trouble.

[She's sure she would turn mean with that one drink, and she doesn't feel like falling in love right now even if it's temporary.]

Think we'll get something better next week? Or is it going to be more drinks that cause weird effects?

[ontrend]

Hard to say. It's just been the shitty beer and these two things so far... we don't really have enough to go off of to figure out any patterns yet.

[polyglotti]

I guess we'll find out on Monday, if things change then like they have for the last two weeks.

[ontrend]

Guess so... if it happens more than just once or twice, we can probably keep expecting it, yeah?

[polyglotti]

Yeah. But if the new islands keep appearing, then we can probably expect trials to happen every weekend too.

[All good things come with bad too.]

[ontrend]

[


sighs heavily.]

I just really don't get it. We're all dead already. Both times someone has tried to thin things out, they've gotten caught. What kind of moron would think it's worth it to try to do a murder at this point? Like, in general too, but especially since literally no one has gotten away with it despite the trials being, uh, you know. The way they are.

[polyglotti]

Bucky was acting irrationally because of information he had found out, and Four...

[Well. They can't be sure with her. So.]

...I don't know, but I have to think that anyone who would try would have their own reasons for it. Though they really should just talk to people, I bet a fair amount of people here could be convinced to not try for Satan's party if it's just about the spots remaining.

[ontrend]

[kuranosuke does not look so sure about that last bit, but also: he really wants to be alive again, so.]

...yeah, talking it out is way better than just going all stabhappy.

[polyglotti]

And even if you're not worried about others, at least you don't risk your own chances by facing a trial.

[ontrend]

Exactly! It's something even selfish assholes should be able to understand, so I don't get why they're not getting it!!

[polyglotti]

I want to think that two examples are enough to get people to stop, but...

[Nah. They'll be back next week.]

[ontrend]

That would be nice, but TBH, I think we're collectively not smart enough for that.

[polyglotti]

But we have Kon, and Lu Bixing, and Hana, and you, and...

[She's not including herself purely to be modest here. And while she's thinking of the others, she's drawing a blank.]

...well everyone's not that stupid!

[ontrend]

[sorry is she. is she including kuranosuke in this list of smart people because uhhhhh]

Believe me, I would love for you to be right.

[but murderers gonna murder.]

[polyglotti]

[She's being polite since she's talking to him right now.]

Maybe...we have to do something more. Find a way to stay hidden, or to barricade ourselves somewhere if we wake up at night.

[ontrend]

Maybe... still, I really feel like the onus should not be on us to not get murdered. It ought to be on the killers to not, y'know, be stupid killer jerks.